"Your homework for next time is to make another list. I'm sure there's lots more you could add. I'll give you two days. Don't believe me? Just watch."
If I loose the few people that read my blog because of this repetitious post Alan, I'm coming after you. However, I'm scared of your threat so I'll go ahead and do it. You should make my homework more original though :)Anonymous (who ever you may be) has helped me to get a good start:
- I'm more mature than most my age
- I have ability to see through people's inadequacies and love others, regardless
- I'm not just a pretty face
- I have an appreciation for music
- I have a decent voice
- I have years of musical education
- I'm a cuddler, like big teddy bear
- I'm not a bear
- I can be spontaneous and take big risks
- I try new things
- I can dance well enough to get positive attention.
- My quads are rock hard
- I have a testimony
- I have a sense of humor
- I can also be serious
- I'm extroverted
- I'm loved and liked by my nieces and nephews
- I'm a total romantic
- I can speak fluent Pig Latin
I'm scrapping the bottom of the barrel at this point.
- I can attract girls ( I think that goes back to the fact that I understand them)
- I'm Britney Spears biggest/least crazy/non obsessive fan
- I'm pretty good with remembering names
- I have a good waist size and weight... which I will never allow to change.
Ok that is SERIOUSLY all I got.
Yesterday my mom came home from work to (out of no where) ask if I was depressed or suicidal. We talked for a while... It wasn't good or bad.
Last night was.. interesting. The Forbidden scene is getting tiring.
I haven't gotten out of this slump...
Yesterday my mom came home from work to (out of no where) ask if I was depressed or suicidal. We talked for a while... It wasn't good or bad.
Last night was.. interesting. The Forbidden scene is getting tiring.
I haven't gotten out of this slump...
Well I was all excited that you were from UT, but now I'm assuming you're from Arizona due to the Forbidden club. Psh.
ReplyDeleteBut, the whole Britney Spears thing...Not a good thing. Keep that one a secret. :)
I love to dance so I'm happy you can dance, too.
I kind of laughed out loud when you said you can attract girls. But now that I think about it, I try and attract more girls than I do guys. It's because it's such a more difficult challenge than a horn dog gay. Also, it gets me free food sometimes when I'm out eating, i.e. San Francisco this past weekend.
You're more mature. I don't really know how old you are, but I'm kind of done dating my age of guys exactly because of the whole maturity thing. I'm not the most mature person in the world, but I at least have my sh*t together unlike half the guys my age. So, that definitely is a positive.
"I'm not just a pretty face"
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you finally can admit how attractive you are!
You get an A Austin. Well done. Except for the Britney Spears thing, you would have had an A+ but for that. Though everyone has room for improvement of course.
ReplyDeleteHere's your new assignment. The next time your mom makes a snarky remark about you being gay, you smile, laugh in as genuine a tone as you can muster, give her a kiss, and say I love you mom.
This will have several benefits. First, you will have the pleasure of catching her completely off guard. Second, you will probably flummox her severely. Third, it will show her that you aren't bothered by such snarky remarks and eventually she will stop. Fourth and most importantly, it takes the power out of her hands and puts it into yours.
The more you do this, the better you will feel, the more power you'll have in the relationship, and the less effect snarky remarks will have on you.
LMK how it goes.
I feel like I should be commenting you on FB cause it's more chattish than commenting on your post AND I have a lot of things to say but can't because I'll offend a lot of people. Meh.
ReplyDeleteBut, maturity my friend has nothing to do with going out and being crazy. I do that everyday. Mostly it's just having your sh*t together.
Chris Brown is so orgasmic, I'll let him hit me anytime, day or night.
My mom may go into overload with another homo son. lol
The whole Cosmo/Glamour thing. I dunno...It's iffy and very likely to determine if were friends or not. Sorry if your a great person but, if you don't like Cosmo as your numba 1, you may just get the cut. Unless you have money of course. :)